1. How do you not sweat under all those layers?
Is there some psychological power you have over your pores where you want light skin so badly that you don’t notice the heat? Because I’m over here going commando in a sun dress with beads of perspiration dripping down my forehead and eyeliner running down my cheeks and you’re in a sweater, gloves, and socks crammed into your sandals ––and yet you look perfect. Your beautiful, shiny, perfectly-straight jet black hair doesn’t even get plastered to your head under that helmet. How do you do it?