1. We’ll tell strangers anything.
You’ll often feel trapped. At work, you live in a 20-foot-long space — there’s nowhere to hide.
Unless you’re slammed, you’ll have no choice but to listen to every customer’s backstory, often from birth to present, and offer the appropriate comments in the appropriate places.
When a 47-year-old man asks you to read (all of) his ex’s text messages and intricately decipher what each one translates to in girl-speak, you’ll have to do that. And seeing as this man is probably a regular, and you’ve watched his relationship crumble in front of you over the past year anyway, you’ll probably be able to do this pretty accurately.