1. You heard small cities are pretty dead.

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2. You’re on a low-carb diet.

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3. Walking tires you out.

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4. You’d rather drink on an empty stomach.

5. The water’s way too dirty.

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6. You know all cities are concrete jungles.

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7. Everyone knows Southie’s sketchy.

8. Who wants to check out a giant globe from the inside? Weird.

9. Libraries are the worst.

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10. You like your seafood frozen and imported.

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11. You’re more of a wine person.

12. The ocean freaks you out.

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13. Brownstones are just a little too quaint.

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14. You heard the Big Dig is taking forever to finish.

15. Baseball games? Boring.

16. You don’t like snow days.

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17. You’re worried about breaking a heel.

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18. Yellow and orange are your least favorite colors.

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19. The best university in the country doesn’t impress you.

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