1. You went to The Cinema just to meet the new cat.
There are many great bargain, art-house, and unique theatres in town, but only one has a resident mascot. Up until 2013, Princess Baby was the kitty-in-command. One-Eyed Sue, a rescue from Lollypop Farm, has since taken up that post — she even has her own Facebook page.
2. You make fun of three-one-fivers.
Scored some digits at a bar? If the area code is 315, we all know it’s time to move on.