1. You order 5 bottles of Greek dressing to-go from Dion’s Pizza.
Dion’s Pizza is one of your favorite local dynasties. Your childhood sports team had countless team dinners at Dion’s. You know the real gem is not their pizzas but their Greek dressing. You always spot someone stocking up on Greek dressing to put on almost anything — and you snag a few bottles for yourself and pray they never go bad.