1. For the first time since high school, you remember how bad you are at volleyball.
You accept that your skills will never impress your co-workers because they’ve been playing for years and you’ve been playing on Wednesdays for one month. Everyone is a lot nicer to you about it than they were in high school, though.
2. You wait unreasonable amounts of time to pee.
You know you need to nut up but haven’t yet adapted to a manageable squat position. Most of the time, you have the option to use a squat toilet or the fancy sit-down ones with heated seats. When you don’t though, the struggle to not fall and pee on your shoes is real.