1. There is a collection of hotel pens, useless plastic key cards, notepads, and travel-size shampoos and lotions scattered around the house.
Every amenity in your partner’s home is a branded and travel-sized version of some travel product. You now have the option of using a pen from Hong Kong, hotel lotion from Bangkok, and a notepad from Miami. And the forgotten plastic key cards from ten different hotels? They really need to be thrown away.