1. We’ve got dozens of weird laws that will be a buzzkill for your weekend plans.
No bear wrestling, no driving blindfolded, no bathing in city fountains, and no fake moustaches that cause laughter in church. The church is a place for only your serious fake moustaches, folks.
2. We started the Civil War.
Yep, that was our fault. We sent a telegram on April 11, 1861, which authorized the capture of Fort Sumter and that was the first actual military action during the war. Afterward, Lincoln called for retaliation, and the war erupted.