1. You saw someone get indignant because you don’t have an accent.
It’s really quite remarkable how many non-Texans expect us to speak as though we’re Matthew McConaughey’s brother or something. When we don’t fit the stereotype Hollywood has been sending out to the world for decades, some people actually get angry. Most of the time, I’ve had just people shrug it off and move on, but more than one person has actually called me a liar and assumed I’m from somewhere in the Midwest.