1. Ask what a “grit” is.
First of all, it’s “grits.” You can’t order a single grit. And second, grits are just dried kernels of corn with the hull removed. You’ll want them seasoned, too. Some people like adding a little butter and salt. Most people like throwing in a handful of cheese and shrimp.
2. Plan a special event on a Saturday in the fall.
This is a great idea if you don’t want anyone to show up. Having your wedding or another big event on a Saturday in September, October, or November means you’ll be competing directly with Alabama and Auburn football. Spoiler alert: college football will always win.