1. He’s the best driver on the road.
Everyone else is a nudnik or worse…even when they make the same unexpected stops, lane changes, and U-turns that he does.
2. He likes salad ingredients to be cut into really small pieces.
Tomatoes, cucumbers, red peppers, green onions, cilantro, and lots of olive oil. I like to think those tiny cubes are designed so you get a good mix in every bite, not as a sneaky way of keeping women busy in the kitchen. It’s amazing how quickly you get good at making salad the Israeli way. In fact, pretty soon you’ll find yourself cutting tomatoes into tiny cubes even when he’s not around.