DETERMINED TO DISCOVER IRAN myself, I became obsessed with the idea of somehow sneaking in. Unfortunately, visiting Iran on a British passport is impossible unless upon an organized tour, which isn’t really my style.
And so, out of desperation and the feeling that something powerful was drawing me towards this oft-described Axis of Evil, I commenced Operation Become Irish.
Operation Become Irish took nearly a year to complete but, after much paperwork and a fair amount of begging, the Emerald Isle finally gave in and granted me citizenship on account of my Irish grandparents.
Finally, with an Irish passport, I could now travel to Iran.
Many friends and colleagues told me that visiting Iran was bound to be difficult and fraught with danger at every turn — I was told that sex, drugs, hitchhiking and Couchsurfing, a few of my favorite pastimes, would all be impossible in Iran.
Despite almost everybody I knew having a strong opinion, there were six things that nobody told me about Iran:
1. Nobody wears a burka.
I’ll admit it, before I got to Iran, I was kind of expecting everybody to be wearing jet black burkahs. I saw a total of zero women wearing burkahs during my six weeks in the country. Zero. Some Iranian women wear a chador, a loose fitting kind of robe but this is optional and mostly worn by older, more traditional, women. The hijab, a kind of veil which covers the hair, is mandatory (and widely unpopular) but comes in plenty of hippie-trippy colors. If you find yourself hanging out with a particularly party-oriented group of girls, it’s a bit like being at a festival. The girls in Iran are, by the way, hands down some of the most beautiful girls in the world. Luckily for the wandering vagabond, backpackers in Iran appear to be quite popular, which brings me to my next point:
2. Tinder works in Iran.
Most fun websites are banned in Iran — Facebook, Twitter, Couchsurfing, Youtube, and Tinder are all banned. Luckily, you can get around this by installing a VPN on your phone — an app which bounces your phone location to another, more lenient, part of the world. Once you have installed a VPN, you are good to go! Jump on Tinder and get swiping… Beware though, Iranian girls really are incredible, you may end up falling head over heels in love and inviting one of them to travel around the world with you. Just avoid letting her behind the wheel of your brand new party tuk-tuk because…
3. Iranians are insane drivers.
I’ve been nearly run over in close to fifty countries around the world. The first vehicle I ever controlled, a motorbike in Vietnam, I sent hurtling off a cliff. I’ve lost more wing mirrors than you have socks, gotten a rental car stuck in a quagmire in rural Albania (fuck you, Google Maps!) and, recently, managed to crash a Segway. I understand the Mad Max-madness that can sometimes descend when one is behind the wheel of a car. Or, at least, I thought I did…
Iranians take crazy driving to a whole new level. Whilst smiling, joking and gently chewing on pistachios, Iranians will tackle blind corners at a hundred miles an hour, wrenching the steering wheel from side to side in an attempt to hit as many bystanders as possible. The traffic in Tehran is particularly manic with “party cars” of young Iranians overtaking, undertaking and cutting each other up whilst frequently screeching to a halt as they hit pockets of gridlocked traffic. Often, these “party cars” of young, beautiful folks listening to heavy music are on their way to the local “single house.”
4. The party scene is alive and kicking.
Most unmarried Iranians live with their parents but a handful have their own place. These “single houses” are the go-to locations for couples wanting to spend alone time together and, of course, for the underground party scene… Parties vary hugely from substance-assisted frenzies to rather chilled out dinner parties. Regardless of the atmosphere, Iranians love to dance and upon arriving at the party will quickly change out of conservative clothing into more, erm, Western clothing. The Iranian men-folk love a drink and take great pride in showing off their own homemade vodkas, wines and beers. Outside of the towns and cities, there are a few hidden spots where Iranians head for a few days of camping away from the watchful eyes of the authorities. It is well worth bringing a tent with you to Iran, because…
5. Iran is a budget backpacker’s dream.
Iran is a great place to get back to the basics of adventure backpacking: food is cheap and the country has so many incredible, unspoiled, wild places that there is no point in paying for accommodation when you can easily camp. Couchsurfing is illegal but, like everything, it happens and it is very easy to find hosts in most major cities. It’s possible to get by in Iran on less than ten dollars a day if you simply take to the road and stick out your thumb. Hitchhiking in Iran is unbelievably easy, the longest I ever had to wait for a ride was about ten minutes and although many drivers didn’t really understand the concept of hitching they were always keen to help out a bedraggled backpacker standing upon the side of the road. I hitched a total of around 2000 kilometers in Iran and found that hitching was one of the best ways to meet a very diverse group of people. Whilst in Iran, I was very fortunate to meet many, many cool people who helped me out, looked after me, gave me a ride or simply shared a cup of tea with me.
6. Iranian people rock.
Upon arriving in Iran, it was instantly obvious that the people were not a bunch of crazy extremists and are in fact some of the most chilled out, down to earth, folks you are likely to meet. As time went by, I met more and more Iranians and had the pleasure of forming genuine friendships with many of the people I encountered. Iranians are, like everybody else, struggling to work out what the hell they want to do with their lives — everybody I met had dreams, aspirations and hopes for the future. Many Iranians want nothing more than to travel the world, to explore the unknown and to be free to make their own decisions. The younger generation of Iranians, in particular, are quietly challenging the status quo, striving in some small way to change their lives, their circumstances and their country.
Iran is a truly stunning place, a country which is changing fast and which has incredible potential to be one of the world’s next superpowers. This is a land where modern trends and ancient traditions come together with a bang as the Iranian people charge headfirst into the future. With stunning landscapes, some of the kindest people in the world, surprisingly awesome parties and plenty of untapped adventures — the time to visit Iran is now.
To the many incredible people I met upon my journey, thank you for making my time in Iran a truly life changing experience.
This article was originally published on The Broke Backpacker, and is reposted here with permission. You can follow the author on Snapchat @wthatton.