1. Thou shalt explore thy state from the mountains to the coast.
Grab a State Parks license plate and slap a Salt Life sticker on the back glass. Then mock West Virginia tourists bearing the same gear, but only after taking their money.
2. Thou shalt honor thy local beer, hole-in-the-wall diner, and Krispy Kreme “Hot” sign.
The same goes for food trucks and the ubiquitous Bojangles.