1. The friend who hates coffee
It’s one thing if you have a friend who only drinks Starbucks. You can’t even begin to relate to one that doesn’t like going to Caffe Ladro.
2. Having important plans on football Sunday
You know there’s only two places you should be during football season on Sundays, and that’s either at the Seahawks game or watching it live at a Seahawks bar like the Hawks Nest. You consider not being friends with people who make plans at anywhere else.