1. You will get called a hipster.
The second you move anywhere in Brooklyn, no matter if it’s Park Slope, Crown Heights, Sheepshead Bay, or in actual Williamsburg, people will call you a hipster for doing it — New Jersey residents especially. Because if you can’t afford to live in Manhattan, why not just move to Jersey like them? It’s faster to take the PATH to Penn Station than it is to take the subway anywhere.