1. You want a date night at DePalma’s, but realize with kids in tow, you’re safer at Dos Palmas.
You’ve learned the hard way that it’s safer to compromise in order to survive.
2. You have had a midwife present during labor and delivery.
Every doctor at Saint Mary’s Hospital seems to come with a team of them, and unless you had a home birth, midwives have remained faithfully by your side.