1. You define your suburb location by North and South side with utter gangster pride.
The Swan was not only a river, it was like a deathly molten lava flow that separated you and your fellow neighbour’s egotism.
2. You always stayed up to make sure Fat Cat said ‘goodnight boys and girls’ on TV.
No mum, we won’t go to bed. Channel 7 hasn’t told us to yet!