1. Finding new family members in line at Kroger.
Meeting new friends at bars means always having someone to throw back shots of whiskey with. Grocery store friends made from buggy bumps and boxes of cornmeal? Consider them family.
2. Settling your drunken stomach at Waffle House.
How folks from other regions deal with their debauched nights without greasy “smothered and chunked” hashbrowns soaking up their impending hangover, us Southerners will never know.