20 Signs You’ve Been in Sweden Too Long
1. You say bra, fart, and slut without dropping your poker face.
The hilarity of the Swedish language never gets old, but with practice, I’m able to suppress that nose-snorting laugh when childish humor strikes. When Plopp‘s spotted at the checkout, I zen it out and grab one without so much as a self-indulgent snigger. Billboards advertising Mäster Kock (Master Chef) no longer make me hyperventilate like a lunatic, and slut sale (end-of-season sale) and slut station (end station) only warrant a faint smirk from time to time.