25 Things You'll Never Hear Someone From Memphis Say

7. “Just wear your flip-flops to Music Fest, it’s not going to rain.”

8. “The line at Gus’s is too long; let’s go somewhere else.”

9. “Memphis… Nashville… basically the same thing. Tennessee is Tennessee.”

10. “Oh my god, tornado sirens! What do we do?”

11. “No, I don’t know anyone who works for FedEx.”

12. “I don’t really like Pancho’s Cheese Dip. Why, do you?”

13. “I hear it might snow. That’s fine; I’ve already got all the bread and milk I need.”

14. “Have you tried that North Carolina style? Now that’s real BBQ.”

15. “I never really liked grocery shopping at the Children’s Museum when I was a kid.”

16. “I’ll have unsweet tea, please.”

17. “Justin Timber-who?”

18. “I can’t wait to go to Graceland again this weekend!”

19. “Look at me! I’m 10 feet off of Beale!”

20. “Where should we go out this weekend? Mississippi or Arkansas?”

21. “Can y’all believe how nice the weather is this summer? I think I’ll wear my hair down.”

22. “What’s the big deal? It’s just tap water.”

23. “I had no idea the Tigers were in the tournament. None whatsoever.”

24. “May is my least favorite month of the whole year, it’s so boring.”

25. “Don’t worry; I’ll be there in five minutes. I’ll just take Poplar.”