1. Your coworkers and family members know the exact time to come to you with requests, based on whether or not you’ve consumed your first coffee of the day.
2. You secretly have an oral fixation, and drinking coffee is the only appropriate way to satisfy that.
3. You Instagram your coffee the way people Instagram their pets.
4. You’ve stopped caring about the “quality” of your brew. You will either have one cup of the good stuff, or seven cups of the watered-down coffee you get with your morning croissant. Sometimes, you purposely opt for the latter just to take more coffee breaks.