1. “I could murder a Ginsters pasty.”
2. “I just love that Rick Stein has taken over Padstow.”
3. “Kernow King is shit.”
4. “I can’t go to the pub in shorts and flip-flops! I’ll go home and get changed.”
5. “I remember the whole of last year’s Mazey Day.”
6. “No, no. You put the cream on before the jam.”
7. “I love seagulls, their screeching is like a lullaby.”
8. “Nah, I’ll have a coke instead of a cider with lunch.”
9. “St. Ives is just so lovely to visit in summer.”
10. “I’m never drinking mead again.”
11. “I’m never drinking cider again.”
12. “I’m never drinking rum again.”
13. “No, I will not dress up as a pirate.”
14. “Land’s End is the best place to visit in Cornwall.”
15. “I don’t want to go to the beach again.”
16. “It’s amazing that so many people think Cornwall is great enough to buy a second home in.”
17. “We’ll definitely be able to find a parking space in:
St. Ives/
Fowey/
Mousehole/
Penzance/
Mevagissey/
Tintagel/
Boscastle/
Perranporth/
Porthtowan/
Carbis Bay/
Falmouth/
Porthlevan.”
Fowey/
Mousehole/
Penzance/
Mevagissey/
Tintagel/
Boscastle/
Perranporth/
Porthtowan/
Carbis Bay/
Falmouth/
Porthlevan.”