1. We only eat McDonald’s.
It has been months since I last ate at McDonald’s. The only time anyone really eats at McDonald’s is during a particularly shameful hangover or possibly during times of impoverishment. It’s just not that good: even though McDonald’s has popped up virtually everywhere else in the world, and thus, is a type of corporate mascot for America, it’s not particularly popular among the American people when we have much better burger options like Shake Shack, Five Guys, and In-N-Out. The recent decline in their sales — both in the United States and worldwide — is at least in part because of falsity of the next myth: