1. Megan Fox
You sat next to Megan Fox on a flight from Los Angeles to Paris. You’d heard stories about her being vapid and kind of mean, but she was very friendly and had a lot to say. She spent the first hour telling you every major plot point to the original Doctor Who series. Then she read you three chapters of fan fiction she’d written about Star Trek: The Next Generation.
Then you told her that you were getting up to stretch your legs, but really wanted to stop talking to her because she was boring the hell out of you. When you got back you saw that she’d laid a deck of Magic cards across your tray table. “Please tell me that you know how to play Magic: The Gathering.” “Ugh, not really.” “Oh well, I guess I’ll have to teach you.” By the time you arrived in Paris, you had a new wealth of useless knowledge about science fiction and fantasy. Thanks Megan Fox.