Unreachable overhead compartments
Let’s start with what may be the solitary positive of being the same size as an Oompa Loompa: airplane rides are usually a comfortable fit. The downfall is that the only way you can reach the overhead compartment is by climbing onto the chairs like you’re in a jungle gym, then graciously accept when the guy behind you feels bad and offers to help. You’ve always envied the luxury of being tall and able to place a carry-on bag into a compartment at eye level, because for you, it’s like reaching for the top of Everest. For all your minute size, you can’t help but block the aisle as you’re quietly contemplating on how you will place your bag above. More often than not, you’ll just have to put it (barely) under the seat in front of you, ruining the point of having that extra legroom in the first place.