Ask us to explain Guin and Guin.
We don’t even know about that one. If you leave Birmingham and drive towards Memphis, you will pass two towns: Guin, and Gu-Win. Apparently Guin, pronounced “Gyou-In,” is a bigger town, and Gu-Win, pronounced “Goo-Win” is a smaller town. Long ago, the residents of Gu-Win, originally named Ear Gap (not a joke) had concerns about being annexed into Guin. In an effort to keep its own identity, Gu-Win changed its name to that of a drive-in theater that lived between Guin and Winfield.
This is confusing for everyone involved. I need a drink after trying to explain it to you.