Dear Travelers To Wales, Please Don’t Visit Until You’ve Understood These Things
1. Sheep shagger jokes aren’t funny.
Yeah we get it, we have a lot of sheep and let’s face it, a pretty unattractive human population, but seriously, in what other country would it be socially acceptable to crack bestiality jokes at the expense of somebody you just met?
2. In all seriousness though, sheep are everywhere.
And they basically have right of way. You may think they’re playing chicken with your car, but they’re genuinely not going to get out of your way. You think beeping and revving is gonna scare them? Your car is gonna come out of this worse than they are.