Get absolutely shitfaced
Get off to the right start by pulling off to the side of the highway once you crest Echo Summit and do beer bongs at 9:00 o’clock in the morning. Everyone should have her own neon pink party bong. If you forgot your beer bong, you can shotgun your Keystones instead. Then go to the beach and have rum runners. After a dozen of those, you are ready to rent a motor boat or a jet ski. It doesn’t matter that you have never driven one before. Most of the sailboats will get out of your way.