1. It’s October and Thanksgiving is still a month and a half away. When are you supposed to get your turkey fix?
2. Autocorrect in your phone keeps telling you words like “honour” and “odour” are spelled wrong.
3. You press two and are surprised to hear Spanish, not French.
4. The stuff they call maple syrup is actually some corn-based concoction and nobody knows what you mean when you ask for “the real stuff”.