1. Say the Bronx is too far from “The City”.
Okay, first things first: The Bronx is a part of the city. New York City is made up of five boroughs. FIVE! Why do we have to keep having this conversation? Second: If you are a transplant living in Brooklyn and complaining, are you really going to act like the G and L are more reliable than the 4, D, 2, and 5 trains? Obviously, it all depends on where you choose to live but please actually do your research first. Using the word “downtown” instead might save you.