1. Hitchhike to town from somewhere else with ‘nothing but a guitar and a dream’ and then busk on the 16th St. Mall with a sign that says “Need my Mary Jane.”
If there were ever an argument against legalization, it’s you. Change your clothes, get a haircut, and if you really must stay, try your hand at our bubbling job market.
2. Ride our ass when we’re driving ten over in the left lane.