1. You accidentally got wasted with less than €10.
And you didn’t even question the waiter when by the end of the night the clay jugs were empty and the only thing left in the entremeadas tray was the pork grease.
2. You only realised you drank illegally when you turned 30.
Somehow drinking those beers with your friends Saturday night on that beach by the Atlantic was against the law. Not to forget the imperiais cortadas you had with your brother in his favourite bar when you were 15. Apparently, drinking restrictions do apply, but you hadn’t heard of them.