1. Mad March is spent at The Royal Croquet Club, Garden of Unearthly Delights or many of the other pop up bars around town. The festival season is spent drinking hard while pretending you care about the arts. The city goes into hibernation come April.
2. You are familiar with the sickly sweet nectar of Fruity Lexia.
3. The best end of the day is not the West End of the day. Only acceptable under extreme financial constraints, alternatively refer 2.