1. Demand bread before you have even taken your jacket off.
2. Wait to tell us about your allergy until we are about to place your meal in front of you.
3. Lie about having a reservation. We’re on to you “Mr. Smith.”
4. Ask for some kind of exception.
5. Ignore the fact that we are trying to set a heavy and hot plate down and you have a bunch of shit in front of you.