1. Monday
The universally acceptable excuse for drinking on a Monday is simply to say, “It’s Monday.”
2. Tuesday
The one day of the week YOU SHOULDN’T DRINK, but you’ve always fancied yourself a contrarian and you really want to use up that last bit of hair gel.
3. Wednesday
You roll your eyes every time someone says “hump day,” but then you think about it for a while, and you’re like…
