The universally acceptable excuse for drinking on a Monday is simply to say, “It’s Monday.”
The one day of the week YOU SHOULDN’T DRINK, but you’ve always fancied yourself a contrarian and you really want to use up that last bit of hair gel.
You roll your eyes every time someone says “hump day,” but then you think about it for a while, and you’re like…
Because not blasting out a text message announcing “Thirsty Thursday” is pretty much impossible. And once that happens you’re like…
And when those run out, use these…
You will just go along to hear some music from a DJ you really like and you swear it won’t turn into…
Dollar tacos are not going to wash themselves down.
OMG 80s NIGHT!
Because you’re ONLY having ONE DRINK.
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