1. Do you want cheese with those quesadillas?
Yes, you have to order them like that and neither we nor the quesadillas lady care if this is some sort of etymological nonsense. If you insist on cheese and are reluctant to pay extra for it… you’ll just have to prepare your own quesadillas.
2. What’s the deal with those water bottles in gardens?
Not so long ago, a Mexico City entrepreneur decided there was no better way to keep unwanted dogs away from gardens than to scare the shit out of them with the thing they hate the most: bottled water. Logic and science failed to explain any kind of relation between canines and bottles, but the strange solution was already trending throughout the whole city… let’s give it a shot, they said, maybe it really works, they said. It obviously doesn’t work; however, there are still people out there who believe in the power of the bottle.