1. Turn your back to the ocean.
Checking out the shoreline with your back to the ocean? You’ll be sorry when a giant set rolls in and spits you out topless moments later in plain sight of everyone at the beach. Never underestimate the power of the ocean and its ability to completely humble, and sometimes humiliate you.
2. Attempt speaking pidgin unless fluent.
Believe me, you’ll get lost after two tree sentences, brah. Pidgin is an amalgamation of Hawaiian, Portuguese, Japanese, and Filipino dialects. It’s okay to incorporate some slang into your vocabulary, but to try to speak pidgin without being fluent will leave you lost in translation.