1. Moaning about emmets
They block up the roads and fill up our beaches, but they also bring loads of money to the area in summer. We just don’t feel Cornish if we don’t mutter the words “fucking emmets” at least once a day during silly season.
2. Hangovers on the beach
There’s only one way to cure a home-brew induced hangover, and that’s with BBQ’d bacon sandwiches on Sennen beach and a dip in the sea.