1. Aren’t moose clever?
2. What’s the point of remote start?
3. Wasilla is such a classy place.
4. I hear there’s a great show this weekend at the Mug-Shot.
5. Air conditioning would be a good investment.
6. Duct tape is useless.
7. I can definitely outrun that bear/moose/cougar.
8. Store produce is so fresh, it lasts such a long time once I take it home.
9. We have too many professional sports teams.
10. The Bubbly Mermaid is the place to go for an affordable night out. </h2.
11. …Or Captain Cook…
12. There’s no good, local beer.
13. Nobody uses Meetup.
14. What’s a J-Bear?
15. By PFD you mean personal flotation device, right?
16. I don’t have an Alaska Airlines mileage plan.
17. It’s great how often I can wear my sandals.
18. I’ve never smoked.
19. I don’t think winters are getting warmer.
20. Pizza Friday night? The Moose’s Tooth shouldn’t be too busy…
21. I don’t know anyone in the military.
22. Or anyone involved in the energy industry for that matter.
23. I’ve never shot a gun.
24. Public transportation is so efficient.
25. If only it was easier to find coffee.
26. Mount McKinley
27. Property is so cheap!
28. I haven’t seen a single cheechako today.
29. I can see Russia from my house!
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