Saying “I’m moving to Canada” has become cliche when the election season starts getting too crazy. But now, the Canadian island of Cape Breton is saying “No, really…”
Their tourism department just released a marketing campaign complete with a website called “Cape Breton If Trump Wins”
The website’s message to Americans:
“Hi Americans! Donald Trump may become the President of your country! If that happens, and you decide to get the hell out of there, might I suggest moving to Cape Breton Island!
Don’t wait until Donald Trump is elected president to find somewhere else to live! Start now, that way, on election day, you just hop on a bus to start your new life in Cape Breton, where women are legally able to choose an abortion, Muslim people can roam freely, and the only ‘walls’ are holding up the roofs of our extremely affordable houses.
We have a dedicated team of volunteers ready to get the ball rolling, so get in touch today!”
