1. You live in a glory of culinary delights. You eat like a Roman every day. You’ve tried all foods known to man.
When you travel overseas and the locals tell you to try their amazing gozleme, asado, sushi, pho, chorizo, cevapcici, gaeng daeng, you politely suppress a smile. Fact is you were eating that food — all of that food, at the same time, on the same plate — at the Westfield Fountain Gate food court yesterday.