There are some things in life that just sound fancy. Too fancy for you, probably. Stuff like cruises around the Mediterranean. And front-row seats to Cirque du Soleil. Pipe dreams. Unrealistic expectations. Stuff you’ll only do if you hit the Powerball or somehow wind up on Wheel of Fortune.
Or maybe you can do BOTH this spring, for under $1,000.
There’s a meme in your head right now of a surprised looking old lady saying “WHAAAAAAAAAAA?????” Admit it.