If going to a nightclub without having a couple of drinks in you sounds like your ultimate nightmare, this nightlife gig probably isn’t for you. Gnista Spirits, a Swedish brand of non-alcoholic spirits, wants to pay two people to party in Stockholm — sober. According to the job posting, Gnista is “currently seeking two enthusiastic party animals for a live test investigating Gnista’s credibility as a substitute for alcohol.”

The gig includes round-trip flights and a hotel stay at Downtown Camper in Stockholm for yourself and a friend, dinner for two, free non-alcoholic drinks all night, a full breakfast in the morning and complimentary bottle of Gnista as a souvenir. Your duties for the night include making yourself at least one Gnista-Tonic for you and your friend at the hotel before heading to the designated bar, and then continuing to drink non-alcoholic Gnista cocktails until 3:00 AM.

The job description specifies that “the successful candidate has never tried being sober when out clubbing (due to prejudice that it’s only lame people who opt for the non-alcoholic). Being single and ready to mingle, being outgoing and fluent in English and/or Swedish is considered a plus.”

Not only will all your expenses be covered, you’ll also be paid $525 for your trouble, with the “possibility of extension offered for the right candidate.”

The application is pretty simple. Just fill out your name, email, phone number, and tell Gnista why you’re a good fit for the job.

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