1. The avid fan
Forged in the fires of domestic and international competitions, these are the purest of the pure when it comes to the game. Knowledge in abundance and a willingness to share it, irrespective of the interest level of those being subjected to it, distinguishes the members of this group.
When two of them meet, there’s no predicting the outcome. Armed with the same facts and love for the game, their view can be swayed by allegiance to club or country, or just a general dislike of certain players (I’m looking at you, Cristiano Ronaldo). Hours will be spent / wasted discussing the ins and outs of the tournament, much to the annoyance of everyone around them.