1. Such a waste.
2. OMGOMGOMG I LOVE gay people. You’re all so adorable!
3. Wish you guys would hurry up and get married. I really want to do a gay wedding.
4. Who’s the man and who’s the woman?
5. Are you a power bottom?
6. Do poppers really work?
7. You like football? But I thought you were gay?
8. Oh, I knew you were gay when you put on that Lady Gaga song.
9. Are you sure you want a double bed?
10. Are you brothers?