1. You don’t feel overwhelmed by the amount of History this square has seen.

Photo: Christian Haugen
2. Why would you want to sit next to Mafalda, hug her, and never let her go?

Photo: Beatrice Murch
3. You prefer silence to any music this guys could make.

Photo: Pablo Dodda
4. You don’t understand what’s so special about some houses with colorful façades.

Photo: Ewerton Freitas
5. A city which recognizes some bars as “notable”? You’re not traveling all the way to Buenos Aires just to end up there!
6. You’re not really into street art. Is that even legal?

Photo: Hernán Piñera
7. You don’t need to visit a Japanese garden to feel calm and relaxed.

Photo: Brenda Fernández
8. A cemetery inhabited by cats? Come on, that’s just creepy.

Photo: Valerie Hinojosa
9. You have enough bookstores in your city… why would you care about visiting them in the city with more bookstores per capita than anywhere else in the world?

Photo: jglsongs
10. Fleamarket weirdness has a limit, and this is probably it. Why would you want to meet this person? He doesn’t look like someone with a story to tell…

Photo: Emilia Garassino
11. If you wanted to experience the real Carnival, you’d go to Brazil.
12. Your stomach doesn’t feel anything when it sees these empanadas.

Photo: Beatrice Murch
13. People gathering to dance tango? You don’t see the appeal of milongas. Besides, tango invades your personal space way too much.

Photo: Jorge Láscar