About The Author

Shane Townsend

Shane was raised in the family boarding house at the edge of the Pascagoula River Swamp. Mudcat, as his closest friends know him, has hiked in the Andes, fished with machetes in the Amazon basin, and paddled dugout canoes deep within Southeast Asia's Ring of Fire. He now writes about the outdoors and the folks in it from the best city in America: Austin, Texas. Find him at http://www.batcityoutdoors.com.

Posts by: Shane Townsend

Buy them, scratch them, bend them, lose them, break them, buy them, and on it goes.

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This case even lets you use earphones while you swim laps.

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I wore them to the grocery store and got no more strange looks than normal.

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This I know: Instructions are for suckers.

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The luggage zipper sings closed. Sorry, guys, maybe next time.

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The challenge is always in organizing the flies for easy access.

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A kid and his dad walked up with a three-foot fishing pole.

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Baby turtles are just pecan-sized gang members.

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If you were a surgeon, this would be your scrub nurse.

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My dad hunted with jeans, a plaid shirt, and a 12-gauge.

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