Thou shalt drink no tea other than sweet tea.
What kind of crazy person would not prefer sweet tea? Are you a dentist obsessed with getting cavities from all the sugar? In that case, just don’t drink tea at all! There’s honestly no excuse.
Thou shalt treat snow days as the Apocalypse.
I’m sorry, I don’t make the rules. In the south, if there is snow on the ground (or even the threat of snow), you better rush to your grocery store fast before all the milk and bread is gone. Maybe you should buy five loaves. You know, just to be safe.